Hey there, you beautiful disaster,

Yep. It’s me.
Bad Santa.
The Claus they barely put in movies.

I hacked into the I Love Babylon newsletter because honestly?
Your December plans were drier than last year’s fruitcake.
And Santa couldn’t just sit there and watch you embarrass yourself again.

So I fixed it.

I pulled together the official, chaotic, slightly toasted:

🎅 Bad Santa’s Guide to December’s Local Events Around the Town of Babylon, NY

This thing is massive.
I’m talking 300+ events spread across Babylon Village, Lindenhurst, Amityville, Copiague, Deer Park, North Babylon, Wyandanch, West Babylon, Wheatley Heights, East Farmingdale — EVERYWHERE.

And because I’m a generous king (and also my brownies just kicked in), here are a few can’t-miss events coming up:

🎄 Bad Santa’s Featured Events

⭐ Dec 7 — Babylon Village Annual Tree Lighting — Argyle Park

Bring cocoa. Bring friends. Bring that cousin who needs to get out of the house. Santa will be the one yelling “WHO HAS A LIGHTER?!”

⭐ Dec 7 — Winter on Wellwood — Lindenhurst

Vendors. Music. Crowds. Someone will absolutely lose their mitten. Festive chaos at its finest.

⭐ Dec 13 — Santa Pancake Breakfast — Airpower Museum

Bring the kids!
Or just bring yourself and pretend you’re there “for nostalgia.”
Santa isn’t judging. (Okay, he’s judging a little.)

⭐ Dec 19 — A Farewell Fire Reunion — AMH, Amityville

Loud, rowdy, cathartic energy.
Perfect for anyone who needs to scream holiday stress into the void.

⭐ Dec 6 — Long Island Black Art Show + Market — Farmingdale

Real artists. Real makers. Real gifts.
You buying one-of-a-kind local art?
THAT gets you bumped up 3 spots on the Nice List. Minimum.

These are just the ornaments on the tree, baby.
The full guide is PACKED with:

🎅 Santa meet-and-greets
🎄 Tree lightings
🎨 Craft nights
🎵 Concerts and live shows
🛍️ Markets & pop-ups
🍝 Holiday dinners
🎮 Gaming tournaments
✨ Spiritual services
🎭 Theater
❄️ AND New Year’s Eve chaos

And you can have it all right now:

👉 Full December Guide: ILoveBabylon.com/dec2025
👉 Daily/Weekly Event Calendar: ILoveBabylon.com/events

🔥 A Final Message From Ol’ Bad Santa

Listen, sugarplum…
I know the truth.

I know you skipped yoga.
I know you ignored that HOA letter.
I know you re-gifted that candle last year.
I KNOW what you did in the parking lot at Target.

But it’s okay.

You can redeem your holiday soul by showing up for your community.
Buy local.
Eat local.
Celebrate local.
Take the kids to the Santa events.
Take yourself to something fun for once.

Do it for the Town of Babylon.
Do it for your neighbors.
Do it because Santa is WATCHING. 👀

And do it before I replace your stockings with gas-station fruitcake.

With love, rum cake, and zero shame,
— Bad Santa 🍪🔥
Chief Holiday Menace & Official ILoveBabylon.com Ambassador of Chaos