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Events List? Nah. Look at the light and everything will be fine.

, all residents of the Town of Babylon, 

Reports of dancing, live music, and community joy have been greatly exaggerated. Please carry on with your weekend in a calm and orderly fashion

What’s Happening This Weekend in Babylon?

Everything is perfectly under control. There is *nothing* unusual about the sheer number of live bands, beach yoga sessions, charity cornhole tournaments, or retro-fueled block parties taking over Babylon this weekend. If you happen to stumble upon a glow-in-the-dark treetop rave or a suspiciously good Santana tribute in Deer Park, please remember—it’s all just regular municipal enrichment activity. Nothing to report. Move along.

👇 Full weekend lineup:
👉 Read the full post at ILoveBabylon.com/weekend
 

🌟 Featured Event of the Weekend

Holy Black Hot Rod Block Party – Sunday, July 20

We’d like to assure the public that the 3rd Annual Holy Black Hot Rod Block Party is *entirely routine* and *definitely not* an unsanctioned explosion of chrome, combustion, and rebellious vintage culture. The classic cars gathering under the LIRR tracks in Lindenhurst are simply… commuting. Any appearances of leather jackets, rockabilly music, and retro pinup contests—such as the Miss Hot Rod Honey 2025 Pageant at 1 PM—are purely coincidental. There is absolutely no reason to attend, photograph, or post about this event. None whatsoever.

Friday Events – July 18

There’s absolutely nothing going on this Friday that should concern you. Just a few harmless activities like stretching on the beach at sunrise, a suspiciously cheerful pet adoption drive, and certainly no multi-band hardcore concert shaking the foundations of Amityville. Please refrain from investigating the full list of Friday’s activities, as they are classified under “Totally Normal Civic Fun.”

• Beach Yoga with Jackie – 7:30 AM at Robert Moses Field 5
• Soldier Ride Babylon – 9:00 am at Town Hall in Lindenhurst
• 11U Dodgers Cornhole Fundraiser – 6 PM at Firemen’s Pavilion
• Jetty Sniffers (Free Concert) – 7:30 PM at Village Square Park, Lindenhurst
• Joe Rock & the All Stars – 8:30 PM at Liam’s Landing, Amityville

See all events for Friday here.

Saturday Events – July 19

Please remain calm. Reports of large community gatherings, spontaneous block parties, and suspicious levels of joy are categorically exaggerated. While there may be some minor activity like people ziplining through glowing trees to 2000s bangers or artists assembling by the docks, these are strictly controlled civic occurrences. You are advised *not* to review the full list of Saturday’s so-called festivities.

• Summer Saturdays Wellness + Kids Programming – 8 AM at Wyandanch Plaza
• Tunnel to Towers Block Party Fundraiser – 4 PM in Lindenhurst
• Glow in the Park – 2000s Edition – 6 PM at Wheatley Heights
• Santana Tribute: Milagro – 7:30 PM at Geiger Park, Deer Park

See all events for Saturday here.

Sunday Events – July 20

Sunday will proceed like any standard government-sanctioned day of rest. There is *no reason whatsoever* to concern yourself with the massive hot rod rally, the brunch bingo drag show, or the boisterous ’90s beach party. These are obviously just coincidental gatherings and should not be interpreted as signs of widespread fun. Citizens are urged to avoid investigating the full list of Sunday events.

• Babylon Village Farmers Market – 8 AM at the Gazebo
• July Pack Walk – 10 AM at Belmont Lake State Park
• Miss Hot Rod Honey 2025 Pinup Contest – 1 PM
• The Fast Track Band – 3:30 PM at Toomey’s Tavern
• The Max – 90’s Party – 5:30 PM at The Boat Yard

See all events for Sunday here

👀 Check out the full weekend guide at ILoveBabylon.com/weekend

🎬 This Weekend at South Bay Cinemas

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Faster than a speeding bullet, more thrilling than a dragon’s roar, South Bay Cinemas is where heroes, villains, and animated legends all hit the big screen this weekend. Whether you’re soaring high with Superman, roaring through Jurassic World Rebirth, or getting cosmic with Elio, there’s a blockbuster waiting for your cape to show up.

• 🦸‍♂️ Superman – The Man of Steel returns to inspire “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.”
• 🦖 Jurassic World Rebirth – Dinosaurs evolve. Humanity panics. Dr. Ian Malcolm probably makes a speech.
• 🚀 Elio – Pixar’s newest star goes galactic, finding out he’s Earth’s ambassador to the universe.
• 🌺 Lilo & Stitch – The ultimate ‘ohana’ vibes are back in a heartfelt, high-energy reboot.

🎟️ Catch all showtimes at SouthBayMovies.com or fly in to 495 Montauk Hwy, West Babylon. Don’t wait for Lex Luthor to spoil the plot!

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In Conclusion...

To reiterate: this weekend is completely under control. Just your average yoga-at-sunrise, hot-rod-fueled, drag-bingo-blasting, Santana-tribute-serenading series of legally permitted community happenings.

There’s no need to panic—or get too excited. We suggest you go about your business… perhaps near one of our totally unsuspicious local events. But again, this is strictly optional and entirely uneventful.

If you see something, say nothing.
If you hear music, it’s probably just traffic.
If you end up having the time of your life… well, we warned you.